I dedicate this post to my good friend and former colleague, Travis Sattiewhite!
I've been on this FFS campaign for decades and the following list made Sattiewhite laugh for years and it still does.... Which makes me snicker every time!
So, I promised to reintroduce the campaign for him and for the the masses.
Without further ado, here you go...
(Note: Donkey was my Weimaraner from years past. He is now frolicking at the Rainbow Bridge)
Forfucksake is the word most used in my vocabulary. I am as known for FFS as I was for living with a "Donkey."
I think it's way overdo for this versatile word and it's abbreviation to officially be added to the English language.
Webster's - you can be the pioneers of the best word ever and add FFS to your esteemed catalogue of dictionaries!
Hop on the FFS train!
You won't regret it!
So, I present to you, my pitch with just a few examples of the many uses for FFS:
When Donkey craps in the house.... FFS!
When the dogs run out of food at mealtime.... Oh FFS!
When TBonz (former roomie's Chihuahua) nips at Donkey's wobbly legs... FFS, TBonz, leave Donkey alone!
When work wants yet another piece of useless video sent out.... oh FFS, are you KIDDING me?!
When scarfing down a bacon, egg and cheese omelet at Kosta's in Buffalo... FFS, that is so good!
When catching glimpse of a tasty fireman.... FFS, he is HOT!
It's funny how all of these still ring true today... just another reason FFS should be recognized as an important word in the english language, STAT!
In fact, I can add a few new uses for my favorite word.
7. Will it ever snow again in Buffalo? FFS!
8. Go Bills! You got this.... FFS, lets go!
9. Bills Mafia forever.... FFS, I love you guys!
10. If you've never been to Buffalo, you are missing out... FFS, not kidding!
11. Love you all... FFS, it's true!
So.... Forfucksake people, lets get the word out and make FFS an official part of the English language.
Who's with me?!
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